Are You An IT Geek July 8, 2014 By Paul Browning Take the test to see how geeky you are. You are asked to do a team talk at work tomorrow. Do you? Agree. You love talking in front of groups. Agree but don't sleep the entire night worrying about it. Call in sick the next day with bird flu. Star Wars - The Phantom Menace Seen once. Never again. Seen a couple of times. I love that movie. Random friends and relatives call you for free tech support. All the time. Sometimes. Never. Your idea of a perfect evening is. Watching every episode of Lord of the Rings (Extended version) Having friends round for dinner. Hitting the nightclubs. A three way handshake. Is part of the TCP process. Is a secret way to get into nightclubs. Some IT process but not sure. LAN parties. Do them all the time. I never went to university. I've had a go. It's the end of your shift but you are still on the phone with a customer who has a network issue. I'm outta here. Hand the job over. Must fix problem. Can't leave desk. I'll call them back tomorrow. Unless I forget or can't be bothered. Can you name this device? Flux capacitor. I think I have one in my basement. Yep. It's a fuel cut off for airplanes. Best Star Trek captain? Kirk Janeway Darth Vader Windows XP all the way. Vista rules. 8